It is would be so ridiculously easy for a chubby, queer plant eater like me to make a million jokes about sugar and overeating when writing about an online vegetarian confectionery store. The hilarity almost writes itself.
I am going to stick to the facts and throw open the joke writing challenge to you… the witty reader. Get your thinking caps on and hit me with your best funny lines about FGV and sweet eating. Post your comedy gold in the comments below.
Meanwhile, I’ll fill you in with all the details you need to know about this fabulous new online sweet shop in the UK.
I get a lot of offers of products to review but ‘yes’ has never come out of my mouth faster than in response to the kind people of Need Sweets – The vegetarian friendly sweet shop. They wanted to know if I would be happy to eat some vegan marshmallows and let my blog visitors know about their online service.
Yes. Yes, I would be very happy to do such a thing.
Based in Bristol, Need Sweets have a tidy range of confectionery that is either vegetarian or vegan. Their website states clearly which lines are vegan and they even include a key of symbols to help you navigate through Halal, Kosher and organic products.
The vegan sweets available include Sweet & Sara marshmallows, fizzy fish, Sweet Vegan marshmallows, kola cubes, flying saucers and the highly entertaining candy tools. Even better news? These treats can be delivered all over the UK and the company is open to discussing international orders.
Visit Need Sweets today or tomorrow and the news gets even more enticing as the company is having a January sale that is about to expire. Place your order before midnight on January 31 to receive 25% off all bagged sweets. Hurry!
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Much love for my samples. Now, where are those jokes at my expense?