Tag Archives: seaside

Shake, baby shake

A fat, gay vegan must work hard at a couple of things to qualify as a fat, gay vegan. Obviously, you have to be same-sex attracted in order to fill the gay requirements. If you want to call yourself vegan, … Continue reading

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Pushing the night into the daytime

Long before I was fat and vegan (gay always), I spent a lot of time in a seaside town that Australia forgot to close down. My friends and I constantly lived on the verge of adventure and despair as we … Continue reading

Posted in I'm getting drunk for you, Music gets the best of me, Supermarket Bombscare, Vegan | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments